American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

April 15, 2008

American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

Today's FamilyFirst pick is listed under Education.

Why? because knowledge, in this case, could SAVE YOUR LIFE!

We're talking about avoiding velociraptor attacks.

It's no laughing matter. Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29. But that doesn't mean anyone outside that demographic range is safe.

Velociraptors can attack anyone, anytime. The educated, wary individual is the safer one.

Let's face it: among reanimated dinosaurs, velociraptors are among the most intelligent and ruthless. Sure tyrannosaurs are loud and dangerous, but they don't hunt in packs.

Velociraptors do.

Don't be naive. Velociraptor attacks are nothing to sneeze at. Take proactive action today.

http://www.velociraptors.info


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  1. Funny Man on July 10, 2008 02:30 AM

    You all are stupid-LOL-you know darn well you are misleading people with this watch out for velociraptor attacks article. They are extinct and have been extinct. Now if you had said President Bush..................


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