Business Buzzword Bingo!

“Today, our core competency will be challenged by the synergy of the paradigm shift, thereby envisioning an interactive long-term pushing of the envelope.”

Sound familiar? It should, if you're employed in the business world. The above example employs at least seven business buzzwords. You can't attend a corporate meeting without buzzwords bouncing off the walls. What's a cubicle-dweller to do?

So today's site will help you get through your next meeting, and maybe put a smile on your face in the process.

It's called Business Buzzword Bingo! It produces a random Bingo card loaded with all the classic buzzwords. A new card is generated with each page reload.

So the next time you're locked in a fluorescent-light-filled-room, enduring a droning discourse about intellectual capital, bleeding edges, empowered processes, implementation of hardball tactics, or the ever-present, dreaded mission statement, your own Buzzword Bingo card tucked away in your folder will provide a diversion to keep your interest.

Of course, it would be inappropriate to jump up and holler “Bingo!” That's okay, a prearranged signal can be agreed upon by the competitors. Perhaps a specially coded cough sequence could signal a filled row, and new cards could be produced (in case it's one of those REALLY LONG motivational meetings).

So get your printer ready to spit out Business Buzzword Bingo cards at today's FamilyFirst site. And remember, the all-important thing is to throw out a strawman that will globalize innovative client-based credibility!

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