How to Keep an Idiot Busy

Today's FamilyFirst pick, How to Keep an Idiot busy, is listed under social science.

The reason is that idiots are an unfortunate, integral part of human society. Ergo, keeping them busy and out of the hair of the rest of us is arguably a beneficial effect on society in general.

Perhaps you know an idiot. I work with many of them. Idiots can be recognized by their unwillingness to work, their resistance to anyone else getting any work done, and their ability to baffle members of management so that they end up keeping their jobs.

These are defined as working idiots.

Then, of course, there are driving idiots. They can be spotted going less than the speed limit in the fast lane. in fact, in Arkansas, most state troopers can be defined as driving idiots by this trait alone.

Another type of driving idiot goes far too fast for conditions.

There are probably at least a hundred more types of driving idiots, and that leaves thousands of other types of idiots.

So please, without further ado, get every idiot you can to visit today's FamilyFirst pick: How to Keep an Idiot Busy.

It will be good for society.

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