OrderWeather.com
July 11, 2006
“Who ordered this weather?”
Whether it's a beautiful, mild, sunny day or a snowy freezing mess, you've likely heard that inquiry.
It's MEANT to be rhetorical.
But suppose someone DID order the weather? And suppose that someone was YOU?
That's where today's FamilyFirst site comes in handy. It's called OrderWeather.com. It's mission is simple: Order the weather you would prefer for your upcoming event.
Of course, the weather can be a bit unpredictable. That's okay. Note their disclaimer:
Our service is very busy. Please note that your weather order may not be delivered on time, however, you will eventually receive it. We have decided to offer FREE SHIPPING, on all weather to offset any inconvenience a late delivery may bring.
Wow, free shipping!
So if you're invited to an afternoon outdoor wedding on the day the Cards play the Cubs in hi-def, no worries, mate! Order yourself up a nice thunderstorm, then stock up on beer and munchies.
Or if you have a golf outing planned for Seattle in April, just order yourself up a nice sunny day and fuggedaboutit!
You get the drift. And by all means, when the fateful day arrives and some joker asks “Who ordered this weather?” don't hesitate to take credit where credit is due.


