Rich Satire
July 16, 2007
Well, it's Monday, so let's begin the week on a lighter note.
There's too much heaviness on Monday. Dragging our carcasses to work, sitting in traffic jams, longin gly wondering where the weekend went. Yuck.
So pop into today's FamilyFirst site, Rich Satire.
Rich is an all-star pitchman. Here's a bit of his bio:
Born in 1969 in Woodstock, NY he had mud on his face within seconds of birth. His mother was a groupie and toured with Grateful Dead while his father, a professional golfer toured with the PGA. He would spend his winters riding in a golf cart on grass and summers riding in a School Bus on grass. By age 17 he was recognized as a scratch golfer, not because he was good, but because he had a bad case of lice from an extended Grateful Dead Tour. In 1987 he joined the Coast Guard and saw action in the Florida Keys, and took shrapnel in his butt during the Battle of Key West during Fantasy Fest.
Rich hawks everything from vacations to hair restoring tonic. If he can't sell you a Recyclo Puppy Kit, nobody can.
So pop into Rich's site and have yourself a well-deserved Monday laugh.


