The Gallery of Regrettable Food

July 24, 2008

The Gallery of Regrettable Food

I love eating, and I love cooking.

But not all food is good, and some cookbooks and/or recipes leave a lot to be desired!

Today's FamilyFirst pick pays homage to bad cookbooks and recipes from the past. It's called The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Here's their mission:

What were they thinking? How did they eat this bilge? Good questions, but you won't find them answered here. This is a simple introduction to poorly photographed foodstuffs and horrid recipes. It's a wonder anyone in the 40s, 50s and 60s gained any weight; it's a miracle that people didn't put down their issue of Life magazine with a slight queasy list to their gut, and decide to sup on a nice bowl of shredded wheat and nothing else. It wasn't that the food was inedible; it was merely dull. Everything was geared for a timid palate fearful of spice. It wasn't non- nutritious - no, between the limp boiled vegetables, fat-choked meat cylinders and pink-whipped-jello dessert, you were bound to find a few calories that would drag you into the next day. It's that the pictures are so hideously unappealing.

Let's take a look at a couple of delectably bad recipes.

There's Carnation Bar-B-Burgers. The photograph shows raw ground beef in a bowl, mixed with spices, and someone pouring (are you ready for this?) canned milk all over it!

Ewwww...

How about a big olive/jello/aspic creation seasoned with Dr. Pepper?

(sigh) you're going to have to see it to believe it.

Check it out. Just don't take anything too seriously ;-).

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spec.html


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  1. Mike Ransom on July 24, 2008 08:41 AM

    My favorite regrettable food? Armour's Pork Brains in Milk Gravy. It's still available. More than satisfies the daily cholesterol requirement... 1170% of it, in fact!

    I volunteered to bring some on an office food sign-up sheet once. No takers.

    See it here:

    http://www.slashfood.com/2006/07/06/a-food-i-dont-want-to-eat-pork-brains-in-milk-gravy/


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