The Shakespeare Insult Kit

Today's world is moving at record speed. And sometimes you simply don't have time to come up with insults worthy of your razor-sharp sardonic wit.

What's a busy wag to do?

Simple. Print off a copy of today's very lightweight text-only website and keep it handy the next time the need arises to insult someone in a Shakespearean fashion.

It's called the Shakespeare Insult Kit, and here's how it works:

You have three columns. The first two are adjectives, the last nouns. Begin with "Thou" and select one insult from each column.

Examples:

Thou mammering, ill-nurtured pigeon-egg!

Thou yeasty, shard-borne whey-face!

Thou pribbling, toad-spotted malt-worm!

Easy, huh? Have fun . . .

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